What’s that you say? You’re having a bad day, eh? Don’t feel like working or going to class or paying bills or masturbating or whatever it is you want to postpone? On the bright side, at least your vagina isn’t falling out of you and dragging your insides with it.
Via Sphere:
What Henry was describing was the beginning of a vaginal prolapse, a condition in which the vagina, uterus, rectum, bladder, urethra and small intestine shift and — in severe cases — innards may protrude from the body.
“One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out,” she writes. “I knew I couldn’t put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, ‘My vagina is falling out of my body!’
“I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, ‘Holy crap — your vagina is falling out of your body, and it’s dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!’”
Seriously, I really hope her pelvic floor specialist did not yell “Holy crap!” when inspecting this bitch’s taco. Who was her specialist, Dr. Nick?
Poor lady. I guarantee you her husband isn’t topping that taco with any of his homemade sour cream after all that. That zone has seen more destruction than Afghanistan has seen land mines.
