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90 Types of Bitches According to a Third Grader

This list called “Types of Bitches” was said to have been found by a teacher in a third-grade, D.C. classroom. It is not known whether it was a boy or a girl who wrote this, but I just kept picturing the kid from “Role Models” acting this out. It’s seriously funny. According to my friend (Bitch »

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Flitter Parties: Twitter as New-Age Dating Platform

Aside from posting AYS links on Twitter (follow here if you fancy), I don’t have much use for the social networking tool, a blasphemous thought to new-media geeks such as myself, but it’s true. That being said, I am not familiar with the Twitter environment, and in especially can’t conceive of using it as a »

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The Scoop On Sperm: Calories, Speed, Distance, Lifespan, and More!

In case you woke up today and thought to yourself, “I  wish I knew what the average speed of semen is the moment of ejaculation,” then you’re in luck. The answer to that question is 31 mph. That’s right, a dude can project his love-juice faster than you drive in a school zone. I don’t know »

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Hey Ladies! Double-Click Your Mouse At Work with the G-Spot Mouse

I’ve often heard people discussing how our culture is afraid to look at a pussy. It’s true not many women are comfortable looking at their flower in the mirror — suffice it to say, we don’t all have the hairless, bleached out lips professional (not to be confused with amateur) porn stars flaunt — and it’s »

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Teacher Suspended for Assigning Students a Chuck Palahniuk Book (It discusses masturbation… the horror!)

A teacher at The Bronx School of Finance, Greg Van Voorhis, has been suspended after students were assigned to read Chuck Palahniuk short story “Guts” in preparation for their English Regents exam. Principal Evan Schwartz reported Voorhis to the Department of Education because the short story, which was originally published in Playboy Magazine, is about a teenage »

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Cornell University Staff CC: Steamy E-Mails to Entire School (Wah Wah Wahhhhh!)

A Cornell Business School Tech Consultant, herein John X, and another Cornell Business School employee, herein Lisa, have come under fire after John accidentally sent the entire school a long chain of e-mails, whereby the two exchanged sexual and romantic banter. Oh, yeah, did I mention that John and Lisa are married… to other people? All »

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Know Your Cunt! How to Tell If You Are Ovulating

Below is a scan I dug up from an old blog of mine from back in 2006 that addresses, not just ovulation cycles, but how women should be more familiar with their bodies. The scan might be outdated, but the content certainly has not. Ladies, if you don’t know what ovulation is, i.e., what time of the »

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Exclusive: Adult Film Stars Share Last Minute Sexy Halloween Ideas for Women

With Halloween just a day away, it’s time you ladies dust off your imaginations and bust out a costume worthy of some raised eyebrows and drooling mouths. If you still haven’t decided what to go as….

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Adopt a Clitoris!

Last week I discussed male circumcision, and the positive and negative effects that come with the procedure. And while in the U.S. circumcision is normally done for religious or health purposes, normally men who are circumcised maintain sexual pleasure after the procedure. Clitoridectomy, on the other hand, the surgical removal of the clitoris, often leaves women »

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