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Conjizztivitis [kuhn-jizz-tuh-vahy-tis]
–noun
Inflammation of the conjunctiva after a facial goes terribly wrong and gets in one’s eye.
Example: “I can’t make it to the club tonight because I have conjizztivitis and now my eye is all kinds of fucked up. I told him not to point it at my eye!”
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