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Eye Candy: Natalie Portman for V Magazine

Natalie Portman in the Winter 2009/2010 issue of V Magazine. (2)

It took me a while trying to figure out who to go with for today’s Eye Candy. It was between Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone Magazine outtakes (which have been making their way around the interwebs), some bikini shots of Olivia Munn (for some magazine she’s putting out or something), or these shots of Natalie Portman in the Winter 2009/2010 issue of V Magazine.

And while these photos of Natalie aren’t explicit or sexual-in-nature, there’s just something about Natalie that’s so motherfucking awesome. She’s talented, opinionated, and looks as beautiful dressed-down as she does dressed-up. Girl kills the competition.

Oh, yeah, and she raps. ‘Nough said.

Gallery after the video of her rapping on SNL below.

YouTube is being a little bitch with the embedding code. Click here to see Natalie rap. (Hilarious!)

Comments

  1. Posted by Kenny B on November 10th, 2009, 10:27

    She’s basically eye fucking the reader. Awesomeness to the max!

  2. Posted by everett on November 10th, 2009, 10:49

    good call superstar lol

  3. Posted by TTAB on November 10th, 2009, 11:12

    Straight, bi, les,, gay, or tri will all agree she is def. eye candy

  4. Posted by Melysa Martinez on November 11th, 2009, 23:48

    She totally IS eye-fucking the reader. :P

    xoxo

    melysa

    writer/editor, AreYouShaved.net

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