In case you woke up today and thought to yourself, “I wish I knew what the average speed of semen is the moment of ejaculation,” then you’re in luck. The answer to that question is 31 mph. That’s right, a dude can project his love-juice faster than you drive in a school zone.
I don’t know how I feel about that. Sounds like us cock connoisseurs should be walking around with a bullet hole for every drop that lands on our pretty little faces. And for each of us that perished from a point blank, ejaculate shot to the face, it would be known: *whispers* “She was into facials.”
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Source: OnlineSchools.org