It might be said that I’m obsessed with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, as evident by this being the third show-related post within a week. But really, one can never get enough It’s Always Sunny, can they?
Check out the latest gag by show creators Rob McElhenney and Glenn Howerton, featuring the “Dick Towel” infomercial parody. Sadly, the video is sans Charlie Day, who my ovaries long to be massaged by.
The best part about the Dick Towel, is that it’s not only Funny and Functional, but it’s also Sexual! (Woah!) Features include: Tiny Bird, Huge Cock, and Tight Buns.
God, I hope this towel is real, because I need this shit more than I need a well-hung man-sausage in my life.
Video below!
And be sure to check out Dick Towel’s official site at www.DickTowel.com.
Comments
LOL I know what all my guy friends are getting for xmas!!
My guy friends? Fuck my guy friends! i need this in my life! Finally, I can have that two-digit penis I’ve always dreamed of as a little girl! If only I could actually whip it out and slap some deserving asshole in the face with it. Ah, a girl can dream, can’t she? haha
melysa
writer/editor, AreYouShaved.net
This was all part of a brilliant episode. This dick towel thing might blow up. EPIC!
A brilliant episode? You mean, EVERY episode by them ever?!
melysa
writer/editor, AreYouShaved.net
Yes…yes…that is EXACTLY what I meant. Ooohh silly me! :-p