Salon.com wrote an article addressing the haircut and fashion style of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie’s daughter with actor Brad Pitt. It seems there’s public outcry because the mom cut her daughter’s hair very short.
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Happy 420! Top 30 Songs About Getting High
Top 30 Songs About Getting High by yours truly, Melysa Martinez, for Kroq Radio Station.
Sex Talk, Bar Brawls, “Gentlemen” and “True Blood” MANcandy
It was 2:30 a.m. and the bar owner and a friend escorted some ass I’d just gotten into a heated argument with from the bar in East Atlanta Village, the patrons quiet and with puzzled looks on their faces. Questions lingered. “What the fuck did you do?!”
Pussy Concealer. As in, for Reals.
It started with tummy tucks, facelifts and breast implants. First only available and affordable to the opulent, before eventually becoming the norm for the common American woman. Then came hair extensions, hairless pussies and anal bleaching, followed by labiaplasties, butt implants and now?
90 Types of Bitches According to a Third Grader
This list called “Types of Bitches” was said to have been found by a teacher in a third-grade, D.C. classroom. It is not known whether it was a boy or a girl who wrote this, but I just kept picturing the kid from “Role Models” acting this out. It’s seriously funny. According to my friend (Bitch »
Flitter Parties: Twitter as New-Age Dating Platform
Aside from posting AYS links on Twitter (follow here if you fancy), I don’t have much use for the social networking tool, a blasphemous thought to new-media geeks such as myself, but it’s true. That being said, I am not familiar with the Twitter environment, and in especially can’t conceive of using it as a »
The Scoop On Sperm: Calories, Speed, Distance, Lifespan, and More!
In case you woke up today and thought to yourself, “I wish I knew what the average speed of semen is the moment of ejaculation,” then you’re in luck. The answer to that question is 31 mph. That’s right, a dude can project his love-juice faster than you drive in a school zone. I don’t know »
Hey Ladies! Double-Click Your Mouse At Work with the G-Spot Mouse
I’ve often heard people discussing how our culture is afraid to look at a pussy. It’s true not many women are comfortable looking at their flower in the mirror — suffice it to say, we don’t all have the hairless, bleached out lips professional (not to be confused with amateur) porn stars flaunt — and it’s »
Teacher Suspended for Assigning Students a Chuck Palahniuk Book (It discusses masturbation… the horror!)
A teacher at The Bronx School of Finance, Greg Van Voorhis, has been suspended after students were assigned to read Chuck Palahniuk short story “Guts” in preparation for their English Regents exam. Principal Evan Schwartz reported Voorhis to the Department of Education because the short story, which was originally published in Playboy Magazine, is about a teenage »
Cornell University Staff CC: Steamy E-Mails to Entire School (Wah Wah Wahhhhh!)
A Cornell Business School Tech Consultant, herein John X, and another Cornell Business School employee, herein Lisa, have come under fire after John accidentally sent the entire school a long chain of e-mails, whereby the two exchanged sexual and romantic banter. Oh, yeah, did I mention that John and Lisa are married… to other people? All »
