Men, have you ever gone on a date with a woman and had a great time, but were surprised when she failed to pick up or return any of your phone calls? Chances are it’s nothing personal, you two just weren’t compatible, but you may also want to consider some of the things you said that might have scared her off. Self-awareness is vital to success, not just in business, but also love and sex. Because sharing is caring, and we can all learn from other people’s mistakes, here are some things to avoid when going on a first date with a woman. If they seem far-fetched, they’re not. These have been told me in the past by men on first dates. Needless to say, my thermostat quickly dropped from hot to cold.
5. “I started masturbating at 11 when I realized I could suck my own dick.”
Um, no. Forget what implications about your sexual orientation will undoubtedly be made, chances are a statement such as that one will not make a woman’s lips hungry for your meatsicle. If only ‘cause then the question remains, “What would he do when he was about to cum?” *Shudders*
4. “So, when are we going to fuck?”
Abrasive much? Men, if you want to bed a girl, you’re going to have to work a little harder than just offering us your pole for a quick ride. In doing so you’ve essentially said we aren’t worth the extra effort, which means you probably are a selfish lover, too. If you want a girl of quality, you’re going to have to work for it.
3. “Can you lend me some money? Wow, a $20!!!”
Contrary to what some men think, some of us women are more than happy to pick up the tab and treat our men out for dinner and drinks. Hell, some of us will even lend our men money when they’re going through tough times. But word of advice, date number one is not the time to borrow.
2. “I don’t know how to change a tire.”
Any man who utters those words might as well have confessed to a sex change operation. What kind of man doesn’t know how to change a tire? I’m a chick and I’ve known how to change a tire since I was a preteen. A man can be sweet, and a man can be sensitive, but at the end of the day what a (straight) woman wants is a man, not a vagina. Not knowing how to change a tire is extremely emasculating, and, thus, not hot. If you don’t know how to change a tire, go teach yourself right now. The same goes for knowing how to use a hammer, a drill and a vacuum.
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1. “If you like [me going down on you], just wait ‘til you meet my dog.”
Yeah, you might want to keep this one to yourself, buddy. This one didn’t happen to me, actually, but some dude told this to a chick my brother knows during a first date, and I’d really be curious to know exactly what the dude expected the chick’s reaction to be. “I can’t wait!”??? Check, please!
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At the end of the day, when all is said and done, there really isn’t much people should not say on a first date. Our date may not appreciate or agree with what you said, but whether it’s a casual sexual relationship, or a long-term commitment, it is imperative that we be ourselves. Otherwise, how are we to find someone we’re compatible with? And that’s really what it all balls down to: compatibility. To pretend to be someone else, to edit one’s ways, will yield a dissatisfying pairing.
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SMMFH at #5. No words……..