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90 Types of Bitches According to a Third Grader

Posted on March 5, 2010 under , ,

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This list called “Types of Bitches” was said to have been found by a teacher in a third-grade, D.C. classroom. It is not known whether it was a boy or a girl who wrote this, but I just kept picturing the kid from “Role Models” acting this out. It’s seriously funny.

According to my friend (Bitch #59) I’m a Bitch #25: “Spanish bitches who think they all that because of their hair.” I don’t even know what that means, but I laughed my ass off when I read it.

“90 Types of Bitches” full list scan in thumbnail gallery below. Which type of bitch are you?

Source: Nerve.com’s Scanner blog, BoingBoing.net

"90 Types of Bitches" full list scan

"90 Types of Bitches" full list scan"90 Types of Bitches" full list scan"90 Types of Bitches" full list scan

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  1. Posted by Kenny B on March 5th, 2010, 19:23

    This shit is priceless! Somebody needs to give this kid a reality show. Eh, why not?

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