The Nickelback effect.
Billboard Magazine has named Nickelback the top group of the decade.
How is this possible, you ask? Fuck if I know. I sure as hell never bought an album of theirs. As a matter of fact, I don’t know anyone who has — and I know people who’ve bought clown porn. Even clown fuckers aren’t crazy enough to love shitty music.
More of the decade’s top artist info via NationalPost:
Rapper Eminem has been named the top artist of the decade, and ‘N Sync garnered the title album of the decade for its bestselling No Strings Attached (2000).
Nickelback was the highest-ranking band of the decade, only finishing behind solo artists Eminem, 50 Cent, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Nelly and Usher, for overall impact and importance.
If over the last ten years, not only were 99.9 percent of the top artists were all rap, hip hop, R&B, and pop, but then the only single rock band up there is Nickelback? Fucking Nickelback?
It’s official: rock is dead.
And just in case you’ve forgotten what their music sounds like, listen below.
Source: National Post via Nerve’s Scanner blog
Comments
Maybe the world is ending in 2012 after all.
This news made me want to blow my brains out.