Today in WTF?! Pussy Pendants

Vulva Portrait Pendant by seller VulvaLoveLovely on etsy.com (1)

Let me preface this in saying that I love the female form, am not afraid of the vagina, and think more women (heterosexual or not) should take the time to love their pussies more, and should, with the help of a handheld mirror, know what her pussy looks like up close and personal at least once in her life.

That being said, I never want to see a woman’s pussy lips hanging from a chain on her chest. And now that I know that women out there are buying portrait’s of their vaginas in pendant form to wear around their necks while doing groceries and making bank deposits, it kinda freaks me out to think I might run into while running errands. (I’m especially hoping the bitch isn’t tall, because I’m short and my Rican eyes don’t need to be that up close and personal with a stranger’s vagina.) Trust me, I love my pussy, but I like to show it love and attention with some heavy petting, not with a 3-D mold of it lacquered and hanging from copper or gunmetal.

After all, some things are meant to kept private. You know, like a vagina. Or a cock, for that matter. Excluding a sex museum, erotic photography exhibit, pornography, or acts of sex, I can’t think of any reason why genitalia need be out in public, in especially in jewelry form. Pussy pendants, cock earrings, boob bangles, whatever the case, do. not. want.

Most of all, I’m amazed at the fact that this product is currently sold out. That’s right, at least more than one woman out there asked her husband for this for her birthday. On second thought, I take that back. These women can’t possibly be married, right? That’s probably why they need to get their pussies in pendant form, because no one else is petting their kitties.

Product information below:

Vulva Portrait Pendant- mature

Description

Celebrate your own beauty.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the ‘message to seller’ section at checkout.

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6″ x 1″ and will be hung on a 17.5″ chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?

*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

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Im sure your wondering why I do what I do.
http://www.etsy.com/profile.php?user_id=5868184

Source: Etsy via Dan Savage

Comments

  1. Posted by Kenny B on November 23rd, 2009, 22:58

    No matching dong necklace? Awwwww man!!!!

  2. Posted by HaleyLeila on February 24th, 2010, 15:16

    “That’s right, at least more than one woman out there asked her husband for this for her birthday. On second thought, I take that back. These women can’t possibly be married, right? That’s probably why they need to get their pussies in pendant form, because no one else is petting their kitties.”

    As writer of a sex positive blog,.. I like to think you understand the erotic better than you are representing yourself.

    Honey,why would a husband ‘need’ to buy his wife a pussy pendant, better yet, why is it necessary that she be married to enjoy her pussy. A woman can enjoy her sex without a man, be it around her neck or in between her finger tips.

  3. Posted by Melysa Martinez on February 25th, 2010, 11:44

    Despite being someone who writes a sex-positive blog, I won’t go so far as to label everything that relates to sex as “erotic,” and while “erotica” has its own definition, how that definition is applied and considered is up to a person, that is to say, it is their opinion.

    It is not my opinion that this necklace is erotic, neither is it something that I could ever conceive of wearing. Trust me, I’m pretty weird by all normal standards, sexually speaking, but a pussy pendant is weird, even for me.

    That being said, when writing this, I meant no offense, and in no way implied or meant to say that a man “needs” to buy it for a woman, that a woman can’t buy it for herself and that a woman can’t enjoy sex without a man.

    Simply put, I can’t conceive of many women, including myself, buying this necklace for themselves, and that right there, in my mind, cuts her market in half. Whose left? Men. Gay men certainly aren’t buying this for themselves, leaving straight men. Let’s face it, many women do and wear things that isn’t in their taste for their partner (in this case, a man), but I don’t see this being one of the situations where a man would buy this for his girlfriend or wife, and therefore if she’s not buying this for herself, nor as an item of compromise to please her man, who is buying it?

    I can see conventional people thinking a woman with a pussy pendant is totally crass and absurd. And really, it is. But who cares? I mean, we all have our weird things, and by that same token, for every weird thing we like, there’s someone out there that likes it to and won’t think it weird, but natural to them.

    I realize now I discussed the male-female r/s, and the male-male r/s, but not a female-female one, which could possibly be who is buying this, if we’re going to go with the stereotype of a feminist or lesbian who wants to love her body and pussy and what a woman represents. But honestly, I have lesbian friends, and even they cringed when I showed them these pendants.

    In the end, to each his own, but i just really don’t think this should be worn as a necklace. Unless it’s worn for kitschy reasons, this should not be worn in public, much like you don’t walk around with a Playboy under your arm at Starbucks. I have nothing wrong with obscenity — after all, I watch some questionable adult videos — but I think obscenity has its place, and should not be paraded or pushed in the public. And that applies for more than just pussy pendants. That applies to girls whose g-string always shows, men whose pants drag and shows their ass crack, vulgar words on shirts, etc.

    All that said, I appreciate you expressing your opinion and I hope I didn’t offend. If you want to keep the conversation flowing, by all means… :)

    melysa

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