Fact: No one likes bumping bunnies with a condom on, and whoever tells you differently just admitted they’re a virgin. Condoms, however, can be especially useful while one is single and looking for more casual relationships. Not only do they protect from HIV and STDs, but let’s face it, we don’t want to be permanently raising a child with last night’s mistake because the condom broke.
Luckily for us single peeps, Consumer Reports went through all the trouble of scientifically testing 15,000 condoms so that we can reap the sexual benefits without the dreaded “oops!”
Of the 15,000 condoms tested, seven of the 20 models earned perfect scores. Names listed below.
Top 7 Perfect Condoms (in alphabetical order):
1. Durex Performax
2. Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive Lubricated
3. Lifestyles Warming Pleasure
4. Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy
5. Trojan Magnum Lubricated
6. Trojan Ultra Ribbed Ecstasy
7. Trojan Ultra Thin
The list doesn’t address comfort, since the scientists were too cheap to buy some hookers and blow and take them out for a some test spins, but one can only hope from the product names that they are as promising as their names suggest.
Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy? Yes, thank you!
Alas, the model who scored the lowest was the Night Light Glow-in-the-Dark condom. Truly a shocker. Because nothing sounds safer (or sexier!) than a dick the color of nuclear waste!
Source: Via Nerve.com’s Scanner Blog and Reuters
Comments
5. Trojan Magnum Lubricated
I knew this
Well this was def. a very good article. I did enjoy the new fashion design with the condoms. Think I might wear one for the xmas party. Def. got to try Trojan Her Pleasure Ecstasy.
I’ve got to try all of them. As in, tomorrow. Oh, wait, that’s right! I’m not having sex. Wah wah wah!
melysa