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World’s Worst and Best Male Lovers Broken Down By Country

German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

Global research site www.OnePoll.com surveyed 15,000 women from 20 countries asking them to rate countries on their sexy time skills and explain their answers.

The result?

Germans smell, and Spanish men are muy caliente.

This list makes me realize my need for variety. Twenty countries on total on this list, and I think if someone asked me this question nearly 90 percent of the men on my list would fall under “American,” sprinkled with Indian, Czech, Colombian, Italian, and Puerto Rican here and there — although Ricans would probably fall under “American.” 

As a matter of fact, I think I may have to participate in some sexperiments of my own and see whether or not the countries for world’s best lovers is accurate. You know, for science. No one said it would be fun, but someone has to do it! Any Spanish men interested?

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

And in celebration of those damn sexy Spaniards, a bonus gallery of Academy Award winner Javier Bardem.

Source: Telegraph.Co.Uk

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