What’s that you say? You’re having a bad day, eh? Don’t feel like working or going to class or paying bills or masturbating or whatever it is you want to postpone? On the bright side, at least your vagina isn’t falling out of you and dragging your insides with it. Via Sphere: What Henry was describing was »
It took me a while trying to figure out who to go with for today’s Eye Candy. It was between Megan Fox’s Rolling Stone Magazine outtakes (which have been making their way around the interwebs), some bikini shots of Olivia Munn (for some magazine she’s putting out or something), or these shots of Natalie Portman in the »
According to the Enquirer (aka the most reliable source ever!), a sex tape featuring Puerto Rican actress Jennifer Lopez is currently being shopped around by her first husband, Ojani Noa, whom she’d married 12 years ago. The video, which is rumored to be 11 hours long, includes:
Footage of the boricua flaunting her booty in front of »
The 6 most feared bullies in Nickelodeon history (Guyism)
When Jews Call Jews Nazis: Curb Your Enthusiasm Wants You Exterminated (Heeb Magazine)
Nicole Kidman And Gwyneth Paltrow To Play Lovers In Transexual Movie (Anything Hollywood)
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A Duke University study, in which female student participants are asked to discuss their viewpoints and behavior regarding adult toys and sex, has caused outrage among some. And by “some” I mean one dude, Father Joe Vetter, director of the Duke Catholic Center. “I think it can give the impression that the university is endorsing behavior »
It might be said that I’m obsessed with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, as evident by this being the third show-related post within a week. But really, one can never get enough It’s Always Sunny, can they?
Fact: No one likes bumping bunnies with a condom on, and whoever tells you differently just admitted they’re a virgin. Condoms, however, can be especially useful while one is single and looking for more casual relationships. Not only do they protect from HIV and STDs, but let’s face it, we don’t want to be permanently raising »
Below is a scan I dug up from an old blog of mine from back in 2006 that addresses, not just ovulation cycles, but how women should be more familiar with their bodies. The scan might be outdated, but the content certainly has not. Ladies, if you don’t know what ovulation is, i.e., what time of the »
The first time I watched porn I was 15-years-old. When I searched for videos online, it wasn’t always with the intention of pleasuring myself, so much as to see what was out there. The truth is everything is out there when it comes to porn. >>>
Conjizztivitis [kuhn-jizz-tuh-vahy-tis] –noun Inflammation of the conjunctiva after a facial goes terribly wrong and gets in one’s eye. Example: “I can’t make it to the club tonight because I have conjizztivitis and now my eye is all kinds of fucked up. I told him not to point it at my eye!”
AYS Interview: Brian M. Viveros — A Sexy Shade of Dark
It’s easy to drift into a world of abstract interpretations when eyeing the work of Brian M. Viveros; the stories flourish from the details that lie among the exposed breasts, lit cigarettes, battle scars and inescapable, intense eyes of the heroines he conceives.
Exclusive: Oral Sex Tips from Porn Stars Riley Steele, Katsuni and Janie Summers
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve written for the site, so to start the month of December right, here is, as promised, Part 2 of AreYouShaved.net’s exclusive oral sex tips from Digital Playground’s adult superstars Riley Steele, Katsuni and Janie Summers.
Porn Sex: When Life Imitates Adult Cinema
The first time I watched porn I was 15-years-old. When I searched for videos online, it wasn’t always with the intention of pleasuring myself, so much as to see what was out there. The truth is everything is out there when it comes to porn. >>>